Hello subjects! Isn't that so rude~I love it!

Just another lazy sunday evening for the Queen switching between the Girls Next Door and Daisy of Love. Nothing like a little quality viewing to get you ready for the work week! Is it sad that I am actually looking forward to the start of the new season of Brooke Knows Best on VH-1? Reality TV is the best thing ever to happen to nosy people like me. I mean really, who can argue with I'm a Celebity Get me Outta Here-noone thats who-I know everyone says, oh that reality tv is so disgusting and distasteful (say that in your head in a snooty acccent), but admit it, you watch it too. It slike wehen people say they don't watch tv-Bullshit! I was just thinking if I were to do a top ten reality shows list, that I would actually have a hard time deciding on the best ones. there are different types of reality tv so I might have to make two lists-trashy and not trashy. Here they are-each list has no particular order:


The Queens Top Ten Trashy Reality TV Shows

1. Real World/Road Rules Challenge-any of them
2. Temptation Island-so squirmy-but awesome (Rod's fav)
3. Real Housewives of Anywhere
4. Flavor of Love-awful-love it!
5. Rock of Love- Brett Michaels, so yum in a dirty secret crush type of way (I will explain dirty secret crushes in a later post!)
6. The Girls Next Door
7. Whitney and Bobby-Hell to the Yes!
8. Charm School-TRAIN WRECK-love it!
9. I Love Money-oh the shame
10. Kathy Griffin-Life on the D List- borderline trash-but she IS THE BEST!

The Queens Top Ten Non-Trash Reality Shows
1. Amazing Race-I want to be every contestant on here-but am afraid to fly-me crying on every flight is not entertaining.
2. Project Runway-Make it Work
3. Top Chef- Tom Clolichlio or whatever his name is is a dish himself
4. How to Look Good Naked
5. Survivor
6. Dancing with the Stars
7. Jon and Kate Plus 8-sigh and a tear in the eye for the latest events with them-fame kills
8. Dirty Jobs-oh Mike Rowe, how I love thee-if I could lick him I would-me likes em' dirty
9. Biggest Loser-so inspiring to a fat girl
10. Rob and Big

Oh! So hard to choose. I know there are such big issues going on in the world, but really, I like to talk about what matters... and that is TV.

Gotta Go-Brook is starting and then it is Denise Richards baby!
Its complicated-I'm so sure.

All Hail the Queen
SHAMEFUL!