Hello subjects! Isn't that so rude~I love it!
Just another lazy sunday evening for the Queen switching between the Girls Next Door and Daisy of Love. Nothing like a little quality viewing to get you ready for the work week! Is it sad that I am actually looking forward to the start of the new season of Brooke Knows Best on VH-1? Reality TV is the best thing ever to happen to nosy people like me. I mean really, who can argue with I'm a Celebity Get me Outta Here-noone thats who-I know everyone says, oh that reality tv is so disgusting and distasteful (say that in your head in a snooty acccent), but admit it, you watch it too. It slike wehen people say they don't watch tv-Bullshit! I was just thinking if I were to do a top ten reality shows list, that I would actually have a hard time deciding on the best ones. there are different types of reality tv so I might have to make two lists-trashy and not trashy. Here they are-each list has no particular order:
The Queens Top Ten Trashy Reality TV Shows
1. Real World/Road Rules Challenge-any of them
2. Temptation Island-so squirmy-but awesome (Rod's fav)
3. Real Housewives of Anywhere
4. Flavor of Love-awful-love it!
5. Rock of Love- Brett Michaels, so yum in a dirty secret crush type of way (I will explain dirty secret crushes in a later post!)
6. The Girls Next Door
7. Whitney and Bobby-Hell to the Yes!
8. Charm School-TRAIN WRECK-love it!
9. I Love Money-oh the shame
10. Kathy Griffin-Life on the D List- borderline trash-but she IS THE BEST!
The Queens Top Ten Non-Trash Reality Shows
1. Amazing Race-I want to be every contestant on here-but am afraid to fly-me crying on every flight is not entertaining.
2. Project Runway-Make it Work
3. Top Chef- Tom Clolichlio or whatever his name is is a dish himself
4. How to Look Good Naked
5. Survivor
6. Dancing with the Stars
7. Jon and Kate Plus 8-sigh and a tear in the eye for the latest events with them-fame kills
8. Dirty Jobs-oh Mike Rowe, how I love thee-if I could lick him I would-me likes em' dirty
9. Biggest Loser-so inspiring to a fat girl
10. Rob and Big
Oh! So hard to choose. I know there are such big issues going on in the world, but really, I like to talk about what matters... and that is TV.
Gotta Go-Brook is starting and then it is Denise Richards baby!
Its complicated-I'm so sure.
All Hail the Queen
SHAMEFUL!
Sunday, June 7, 2009
Saturday, June 6, 2009
The Official Queens Welcome...
It's official! I am blogging! And I must put down some disclaimers first. I am a terrible speller, and typer, and tend to write in less than full sentences. So bear with me (is that the right spelling? of the right use? of the word bear-or is it bare?) See?
Continueing- I am excited to get my thoughts out there and share them with ya'll and not just myself anymore. My people were starting to worry about the talking/ranting to myself. I think all will be well and soon placed back into order as it should be with my (The Queen's) views out there for all to enjoy. Or mock. Welcome M-Fer's!
I thought about the name of my blog and must admit it came to me pretty quickly. I decided on The Queen of Egen because sometimes I feel like I am the only person in the world who feels/thinks like I do, so I pretend that I am the Queen of my own country-Egen- and that what I say goes and noone can change it. We employ democratic thought here in my country, so naysayers can challenge The Queen, and I will of course be respectful of their views and beliefs until I decide to tell them that they are dumbasses and to shut it and go sit with the rest of the idiots. In a nice way, of course.
So, I am utilizing this new(new to me) form of communicating and hoping it will be great fun-y-funs for the Queen. Or it could have the potential to get me in lots of trouble. But what would be new about that?
Look for my first offical post. I promise it will be riveting and as promised-all about a certain company that I HATE! After The Queen's Black List is created and agreed upon by everyone (me), the Queen, we will be able to move on. Lots to talk about-reality TV is worth its weight in gold-Speidie in the jungle-awesome. And then I will get to talking about the everyday blah blah blah that I find hilarious, worthy of a trashing, or just down right weird. Weird things happen to me a lot. So I must share.
Welcome to you from the Queen. Look for further posts and please feel free to message me.
Be nice, for the Queen don't like ugly.
PS-I cuss. And say the word ya'll-deal with it.
All Hail the Queen!
Continueing- I am excited to get my thoughts out there and share them with ya'll and not just myself anymore. My people were starting to worry about the talking/ranting to myself. I think all will be well and soon placed back into order as it should be with my (The Queen's) views out there for all to enjoy. Or mock. Welcome M-Fer's!
I thought about the name of my blog and must admit it came to me pretty quickly. I decided on The Queen of Egen because sometimes I feel like I am the only person in the world who feels/thinks like I do, so I pretend that I am the Queen of my own country-Egen- and that what I say goes and noone can change it. We employ democratic thought here in my country, so naysayers can challenge The Queen, and I will of course be respectful of their views and beliefs until I decide to tell them that they are dumbasses and to shut it and go sit with the rest of the idiots. In a nice way, of course.
So, I am utilizing this new(new to me) form of communicating and hoping it will be great fun-y-funs for the Queen. Or it could have the potential to get me in lots of trouble. But what would be new about that?
Look for my first offical post. I promise it will be riveting and as promised-all about a certain company that I HATE! After The Queen's Black List is created and agreed upon by everyone (me), the Queen, we will be able to move on. Lots to talk about-reality TV is worth its weight in gold-Speidie in the jungle-awesome. And then I will get to talking about the everyday blah blah blah that I find hilarious, worthy of a trashing, or just down right weird. Weird things happen to me a lot. So I must share.
Welcome to you from the Queen. Look for further posts and please feel free to message me.
Be nice, for the Queen don't like ugly.
PS-I cuss. And say the word ya'll-deal with it.
All Hail the Queen!
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