I'm back. I know you were all d.i.e.ing without my posts and could have spent no more time without my viewpoint-so I have returned to cyberworld, or space or what ever it is called.

I am not sure what happened to me in the last month that caused me to abandon my newly created blog, it might have had something to do with having to move while simultatniously doing a 4.5 month long class in 6 weeks. But that is all behind me now and I am free and clear to be witty and entertaining.

So lets update-I am now roommate-less. Which is a great thing I guess, only it means that I have to live with all my crazy by myself! Being alone in the house causes me to think sometimes that I could hurt myself and not have anyone to call for help. I have many irrational fears folks, but this is not one of them. If you consult my injury track record you will find that alot of them happened when I was alone. Or making unfortunate decisions thinking I was smarter than the directions, and/or sometimes drunk. i.e.-I burned my stomach naked cooking once. That is a long story. (I think I feel this list coming on at some point!) Anyway, when I say I "sometimes" think about that I could have some sort of freak accident when I am alone, I really mean I think about it at least once a day. Really it is that I could fall and break my neck and die and then the neighbors will smell something bad and call 911 causing the cute firemen to find me in my apartment with a crazy pained look on my face and bloated and smelly. I really want to meet cute firemen,but that is not a good way to make a love connection. So I ask you, is this wierd of me? I don't think so.

Sidebar-I swear this fear is the main reason why people get married...for an emergency contact person to put on applications of any kind. And to have someone to take out the trash. And clean the cat box. Those are definately the real reasons. I need to get in on this racket.

So in honor of this fear of mine and to assuage any fears for my safety that I may have now caused, I have put a few things into place to help me combat the possiblity of a freak accident.
I will attempt to follow all directions when any type of tools or cooking is involved, I will not ever mix any cleaning products (that has bad very bad results somtimes!) and I am no longer a rollerblader, I quit smoking and thank God, i will no longer be found drunk anywhere. Not shithoused, ass-out, falling down drunk anyway. The Queen will live on. No worries...for now.

Long Live the Queen Bitches!

Hello subjects! Isn't that so rude~I love it!

Just another lazy sunday evening for the Queen switching between the Girls Next Door and Daisy of Love. Nothing like a little quality viewing to get you ready for the work week! Is it sad that I am actually looking forward to the start of the new season of Brooke Knows Best on VH-1? Reality TV is the best thing ever to happen to nosy people like me. I mean really, who can argue with I'm a Celebity Get me Outta Here-noone thats who-I know everyone says, oh that reality tv is so disgusting and distasteful (say that in your head in a snooty acccent), but admit it, you watch it too. It slike wehen people say they don't watch tv-Bullshit! I was just thinking if I were to do a top ten reality shows list, that I would actually have a hard time deciding on the best ones. there are different types of reality tv so I might have to make two lists-trashy and not trashy. Here they are-each list has no particular order:


The Queens Top Ten Trashy Reality TV Shows

1. Real World/Road Rules Challenge-any of them
2. Temptation Island-so squirmy-but awesome (Rod's fav)
3. Real Housewives of Anywhere
4. Flavor of Love-awful-love it!
5. Rock of Love- Brett Michaels, so yum in a dirty secret crush type of way (I will explain dirty secret crushes in a later post!)
6. The Girls Next Door
7. Whitney and Bobby-Hell to the Yes!
8. Charm School-TRAIN WRECK-love it!
9. I Love Money-oh the shame
10. Kathy Griffin-Life on the D List- borderline trash-but she IS THE BEST!

The Queens Top Ten Non-Trash Reality Shows
1. Amazing Race-I want to be every contestant on here-but am afraid to fly-me crying on every flight is not entertaining.
2. Project Runway-Make it Work
3. Top Chef- Tom Clolichlio or whatever his name is is a dish himself
4. How to Look Good Naked
5. Survivor
6. Dancing with the Stars
7. Jon and Kate Plus 8-sigh and a tear in the eye for the latest events with them-fame kills
8. Dirty Jobs-oh Mike Rowe, how I love thee-if I could lick him I would-me likes em' dirty
9. Biggest Loser-so inspiring to a fat girl
10. Rob and Big

Oh! So hard to choose. I know there are such big issues going on in the world, but really, I like to talk about what matters... and that is TV.

Gotta Go-Brook is starting and then it is Denise Richards baby!
Its complicated-I'm so sure.

All Hail the Queen
SHAMEFUL!

The Official Queens Welcome...

It's official! I am blogging! And I must put down some disclaimers first. I am a terrible speller, and typer, and tend to write in less than full sentences. So bear with me (is that the right spelling? of the right use? of the word bear-or is it bare?) See?
Continueing- I am excited to get my thoughts out there and share them with ya'll and not just myself anymore. My people were starting to worry about the talking/ranting to myself. I think all will be well and soon placed back into order as it should be with my (The Queen's) views out there for all to enjoy. Or mock. Welcome M-Fer's!

I thought about the name of my blog and must admit it came to me pretty quickly. I decided on The Queen of Egen because sometimes I feel like I am the only person in the world who feels/thinks like I do, so I pretend that I am the Queen of my own country-Egen- and that what I say goes and noone can change it. We employ democratic thought here in my country, so naysayers can challenge The Queen, and I will of course be respectful of their views and beliefs until I decide to tell them that they are dumbasses and to shut it and go sit with the rest of the idiots. In a nice way, of course.


So, I am utilizing this new(new to me) form of communicating and hoping it will be great fun-y-funs for the Queen. Or it could have the potential to get me in lots of trouble. But what would be new about that?



Look for my first offical post. I promise it will be riveting and as promised-all about a certain company that I HATE! After The Queen's Black List is created and agreed upon by everyone (me), the Queen, we will be able to move on. Lots to talk about-reality TV is worth its weight in gold-Speidie in the jungle-awesome. And then I will get to talking about the everyday blah blah blah that I find hilarious, worthy of a trashing, or just down right weird. Weird things happen to me a lot. So I must share.

Welcome to you from the Queen. Look for further posts and please feel free to message me.
Be nice, for the Queen don't like ugly.

PS-I cuss. And say the word ya'll-deal with it.

All Hail the Queen!